Blatant Hypocrisy At Oi! Thump!
In our Election Guide, we wrote concerning the Green Party:
One of these days, these guys are going to put some people in Parliament, but it probably won't happen in the strategic voting nightmare that is going to be this election.
But then, in our post-election drivelling, we wrote, again concerning the Greens:
I did actually think they were going to find themselves an MP this time, but even their leader didn't come close.
Explanations are in order! Boards of Inquiry are being convened, subpoenas are being issued, witnesses are being whisked to undisclosed locations, etc. We will get to the bottom of this scandal! Or maybe we could just admit that we fucked up mildly and move on.