Friday, January 20, 2006
Oi! Thump! Suddenly Realizes That The Election Is, Like, 3 Days Away, And Decides To Get Its Ass In Gear On This Election Guide Boondoggle
Here's the Green Party.
Ah, the Green party. Starting to get the support due a major party, but none of the respect. One of these days, these guys are going to put some people in Parliament, but it probably won't happen in the strategic voting nightmare that is going to be this election. Oh, and keeping them out of the leaders' debates is fucking undemocratic, so stop it. One piece of criticism: Let's just say that there's an early 1980s issue of Owl Magazine on Line 1, and it wants its election signs back.
If this party were an animal, it would be: A nightingale. Nice voice, awfully hard to see.
Position on environmental concerns? Um, hello? The Green party?!??
Attitude towards our friends to the South? Foreign policy ain't really their thang, but they are protectionist to a degree.
Percent likelihood that they'll try to repeal gay marriage? Zilch.
Is Oi! Thump! voting for them? Probably.