Oh Fuck, He's At It Again

When is Fred Henry going to go after this guy?

Natural leader
Written by Paul Jackson
Sunday, November 20, 2005

Bush personifies all that pseudo-intellectuals detest

DALLAS—President George W. Bush is reviled by the Lib-Left media and its adherents and the pseudo-intellectual set in much the same way as President Ronald Reagan was reviled by the Lib-Left media and the pseudo-intellectual set.

As we now know, Reagan was actually smarter than all of his detractors, and it may well be Bush will turn out that way, too.

Uh, dude, Reagan was pretty sure most of the time that he was acting in a movie. And, as for Bush being smarter, wouldn't it have been nice if he had decided to be smarter before he became President of the world's leading nuclear superpower? Wouldn't that have been great?

Anyhoo, the, ah, money shot in this column is here:

Johnson notes Bush is good-looking, upright, a Texan and a man of self-assurance.

Without delving into the fact that Mr. Jackson cites a certain "Johnson" as his source for Bush's sexual magnetism, let's just note that this "Johnson" pretty much goes 0-for-4 in the above sentence. Let's see:

Good-Looking:



Nope. How about Upright?



Well, not so much "upright", per se, as "not upright". But his Texan-ness, that at least must be, aha, unimpeachable...



Not with that sweater, he ain't. But surely he's Self-Assured:



And the shutout is complete!!! Anyway, Paul, we thought you had given this sort of thing a rest, and I must say we are very, very, disappointed.