Well, a couple of days ago, I promised funny stuff about raccoons. And here you go! To begin with, there is no possible way that anybody could ever improve upon the headline of this story:
Nazi raccoons conquer Europe
Raccoons released by Hermann Goering in Germany in 1934 to "enrich the Reich's fauna" are threatening to succeed where their Nazi benefactors failed by conquering Europe.
As you can plainly see, there's nothing about raccoons that isn't pure, unadulterated, evil. I love 'em...