New member joins ranks of great fantasy authors...

And when we say "member," you know what we mean! Following up on something we spotted at World O'Crap, we present The Shorter David Horowitz: "The French, Saddam, the Cia, the american left, Kerry & Edwards, the Wilson family, old Uncle Tom Cobbley and all got together and came up with a fiendish plot to discredit the Boy King...for some reason or other. And Scooter Libby is a hero, I tell you! And the duty of every American is to fight covert wars in the media." I'm not shitting you, he actually says all of that, including the bit about fighting covert wars in the media. Folks, that's not a conspiracy theory, it's a mass-market paperback thriller by a bad Robert Ludlum imitator (tautology, we know), and it probably has the name of a Greek letter in the title... (with apologies to Terry Pratchett).